Model and spitter Naomi Campbell wanted to give blood in Rio, but the medical center didn’t want her toxic poison demon fluid burning through patients’ veins:

The British supermodel arrived at the HemoRio medical center Tuesday to take part in a blood drive, but was turned away. Officials there say she needs to wait longer after having surgery in February to remove a cyst.

An outbreak of mosquito-borne dengue fever has infected more than 75,000 people in Rio de Janeiro state this year and killed at least 80.

Campbell often visits Brazil, and Rio Mayor Cesar Maia has invited her to be a goodwill ambassador for the city.

Yes, what a fine specimen of goodwill Naomi is. And what a fine choice for ambassador of a city. When we think “Rio,” we don’t quite picture enough entitled, self-absorbed psychopaths hurling devices at poor people’s faces while consuming the flesh of tiny puppies.

Brazil says `no’ to Naomi Campbell’s blood — for now [Yahoo]