British National Party Member Nick Eriksen Thinks Being Raped Is Akin To Being Force-Fed Chocolate Cake
9 April 2008, 4:00 PM. By Daniel Mauser
You know what we’re also in the mood for when we’re stressed and have had a long, bad day? A nice heaping plate of rape! At least, according to the BNP’s Nick Eriksen, who has since been relieved of his position. According to his blog:
“Rape is simply sex (I am talking about ‘husband-rape’ here)… Women enjoy sex, so rape cannot be such a terrible physical ordeal…To suggest that rape, when conducted without violence, is a serious crime is like suggesting force-feeding a woman chocolate cake is a heinous offence.”
Ok. We’ll set this taser aside, compose ourselves, and address this in a calm, collected, un-tasery manner. Alright:
1) “Rape is simply sex.”
No. We find this statement so unequivocally wrong and stupid that to give it a counter-argument would lend it a level of credibility it doesn’t merit. So, simply: No. Wrong. Try again.
2) “Husband-rape”
Pardon? If you do not want to have sex and someone makes you have it anyway, that’s rape. We don’t care if you’re a stranger, a one night stand, a husband or our best friend. It’s not “husband-rape” or “partner-rape” or “date-rape” or “gray-rape.” It is rape. Period.
3) “Women enjoy sex.”
Not everyone enjoys sex. It’s true! Some people aren’t into it. Maybe it’s psychological, maybe it’s health-related. But, whatever the reason, some would rather watch a movie or boogie board or crochet a hat. This includes women.
That said, while many people do enjoy sex, not all sex is enjoyable. Context is important.
4) “…when conducted without violence”
Violence: (n.) Physical force exerted for the purpose of violating, damaging, or abusing.
Rape is always violent. We’ll repeat that: Rape. Is. Always. Violent. It might not always include blood or screams or tears or bruises, but it involves the use of force, be it in the form of a fist or verbal intimidation, to sexually enter a person that does not wish to be violated.
5) “Chocolate cake.”
Chocolate cake is delicious. Do not tarnish it by dragging it into this pathetic attempt at a discussion.
And we’re done.
“Rape is Like Being Force-Fed Chocolate Cake” Blogs BNP Official [Londonist]
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That’s fucken horrible. Cut off his cojones.
But what if it’s horrible chocolate cake and you’re being force fed using one of those pumps that they force down the throats of geese in order to induce liver disease and create foie gras? That would be close to rape. I could see that. In fact, we could test this theory on…let’s see….who could we pick…..
I agree guanabee… that man is disgusting!!
If you try to forcefeed me chocolate cake I will stab you
Quintana you funny!
Yikes.
Sadly (or happily maybe) I missed this in the news. But I can say that it’s not surprising because the attention I’m getting from the man in the street lately is akin to dudes circling the proverbial point looking for some action.
So rape:chocolate cake::asking a girl for a date:telling a hooker what you’re willing to pay 50 bucks for, it all makes sense!
Racism, Sexism, all -isms (especially negative ones) are on the rise and stories like this, even if they’re occurring across the pond are only proof of it all.
Maybe he needs to be raped. After all, many men enjoy anal sex. It would be no different than force feeding a man steak or hot dogs!