Charlton Heston’s Hands Are Cold And Dead
7 April 2008, 9:45 AM. By Guanabee Staff
Charlton Heston, who to most of you is probably some old White dude of little relevance, died Saturday night. Charlton Heston who believed happiness is a warm gun. Charlton Heston who theorized that perhaps “mixed ethnicities” are the cause for America’s exceptional gun violence. Who starred in the homoerotic, but probably didn’t realize it at the time, (Or did he?), Ben Hur. Who also taught us that Moses was a blue-eyed protestant. Oh and who could forget the monkey movies? Charlton Heston, is dead. Long live Charlton Heston.
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I think I might be one of the few people who are genuinely saddened by his passing.
Oh well, its time for those wussies who put daisies into gun barrels have their day to frolic and dance on his grave.
And, lest we forget, was the only honest cop in Mexico. Married to Janet Leigh, por supuesto.