



Our hyperactive little brother, Machochip, alerted us to the existence of Mexican cheerleader and Telcel (Mexico’s largest, most throbbingest phone company) spokesperson Karla Edecan. And, shortly after, to the existence of her sex tape [NSFW, unless you’re us]. Well, more of a sex-photo-series-on-a-camera-phone. Which brings us to the question: Is Karla a victim of poor judgment? Or the most brilliant media manipulator evaaarrr?
Judging by the attention to detail in these photos, we’re going with the latter. Various costume changes? Careful placement of cell phone in mirror’s reflection? Suspicious! Believe us, we know amateur porn. Given the absence of faux wood paneling, Looney Tunes boxer shorts and anyone named “Darlene” in these photos, we’re pretty confident in asserting this is basically a Telcel commercial gone terribly right.
Karla Edecan cell phone sex tape: hello nurse… [The Cellfreak, via Machochip]

“Edecan” is not her name, dummy. An “edecan” is an “usher.” In this case, “edecan” also means “product publicity ho,” like the Hawaiian Tropic girls, or the classy, beautiful, scantily clad ladies in bars who give me samples of drinks like Malibu Rum out of test tubes from a belt around their 24 inch waists….. oh how I miss spring break in Fl-ho-rida!
Posted by Your mom | April 24, 2008