Children’s Book My Beautiful Mommy Teaches Kids The Miracle Of Plastic Surgery

There’s a new self-published book out by one Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon in Bal Harbour, Florida (surprise!), that explains to kids why mommy is shooting her face up with botulism and the like.

“My Beautiful Mommy” is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: “You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn’t fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.” Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist.

What’s that Four Horseman of the Apocalypse? Baby Jesus is rocking himself in the corner and weeping? Yeah, it’s pretty much the end of days for us here on the good, old earth. On the upside though, in another generation everyone in the world will look like this.

Children’s book about plastic surgery [Boing Boing]