Christian Siriano Thinks Lauren Conrad’s Designs Are A Tepid Tranny Mess

17 April 2008, 4:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

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“Project Runway” winner and patron of the side parts Christian Siriano (that’s him at left, dressed as a clitoris) thinks “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad’s clothing line is a steaming pile of shit. No offense:

“It’s really sad that if I didn’t win Project Runway, I probably wouldn’t have the sponsors I have now. I would have never been able to do what they have done because they all have disposable income, and yet their work still isn’t that great! I mean, it’s fun and flirty and young, but they’re not innovators. None of them will ever be an innovative designer. Buyers and editors are looking for longevity, and hopefully they will see that in me.”


It’s true. Lauren’s designs look like rejects from Strawberry, only one of her super unflattering poly-blend bubble-hem monstrosities costs as much as that baby’s kidney we tried to sell for smack. Oh. Have we said too much?

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  1. (+1)
    marimari wrote

    Amen to that. It’s really too sad that they are put in the same category by the masses where Christian actually has talent and LC is merely a marketing machine. I really don’t believe she has anything to do with the designing aspect of ‘her’ line, she’s merely the face plastered on a Kmart quality brand. Actually….even Kmart might be better in terms of creativity.

  2. (+1)
    jrod wrote

    In the words or Chris Crocker……..LEAVE LAUREN ALOOOONE!!!!!!

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