Coming To America: If The Pope Visits New York And Doesn’t Get Gawker Stalked, Does Anybody See Him?

Fortunately we never have to ponder that question since someone did Gawker Stalk Pope Benedict XVI this morning. HA! We are so excited to have the Papa in town thanks to intense media coverage that is brainwashing us into caring and the fact that our office is right near the UN and we can’t really think about anything else since there is such a clusterfuck of noise outside. Thanks a lot Benny, you old coot! Wait, what were we talking about?

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