Covering The Coverage: Daily Mail Notes Goldie Hawn Is Old, Has Old Face

More like Oldie Prawn! Right, people? Haha. Isn’t it horrifying when people get old and walk around as if they still deserve it?:

It was no laughing matter for film star Goldie Hawn as she was caught on camera without her make-up near her Hollywood home yesterday.

The usually glamorous star of movies Private Benjamin and Overboard was seen out exercising with long-term partner Kurt Russell near their home in the Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles.

Jogging is never a laughing matter.

But, seen in a black lycra vest and matching pants, she appears to have aged dramatically.

Well, Goldia Hawn is 107 years-old. She’s going to look old. Besides, is she even known as being “usually glamorous?” No, she’s known for being funny. And as -everyone- Christopher Hitchens knows, the only women who are both good-looking and funny are men.

Goldie’s face isn’t frightening or ugly or “dramatically aged.” It’s aged. It’s an old face because Goldie Hawn is old. Was she going to leave her old face at home when she went jogging in her dramatically unglamorous black lycra vest and matching pants? No, because then she’s be an alien or Janice Dickinson.

If a woman ages, she’s either frightening or completely invisible. It’s not completely inconceivable to see why some women feel the need to cut open their faces or inject poison in order to feel like they’re still somewhat viable in society. If Goldie Hawn, who we think looks pretty fucking wonderful in this picture, is considered remarkably haggard, we’re not sure what the Daily Mail must think about the motley crew clogging up the streets with their liver spots, stray hairs, wrinkles and saggy skin all wrapped up in unflattering lycra.

Relax. Growing old is a beautiful thing, if only because it allows you a free pass to be as flatulent and ornery as you want to be.

Age catches up with make-up free Goldie Hawn out on a jog [Daily Mail]