“Dancing With The Stars’” Cristian De La Fuente Will Drop You Like He’s Hot
29 April 2008, 11:15 AM. By Daniel Mauser
“Dancing with the Stars’” Cristian de la Fuente was dancing while his partner, Cheryl Burke, flailed around like some sort of crazy muppet, when he got a cramp in his perfectly chiseled arm and dropped her on the floor. That silly muppet tried to get him to help her up, grabbing onto his injured arm while Cristian winced in pain. But of course, one man’s pain is everyone else’s viewing pleasure. Especially if he happens to be wearing a sleeveless, silk, neon green shirt. Watch!
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I would accuse you of having your heart in your nether regions for focusing on his perfectly chiseled arms when one of them was causing him such pain…but then I was thinkin’ the same thing (”Who cares if you can grab with it, hombre, just keep flexing it a little more, there’s a good chico.”).
However, I think the most remiss aspect of your Guanacoverage was the complete lack of reportage on his hips. There were a couple of moments in there where his hip movements struck me as a bit…well…sexual. Oh, the vapors…the vapors…
For the record, Cristian can drop me any time…I’ll even forgive him on the cheesy dance routine which by the way, did nothing for me. I was more turned on by his standing in front of the judges with ice on his arm. Nice.
I’m confused, what muscle cramped on him? His brain or bi-cep? Either way it was great TV, a rhythm-less Latino, do Chileans really count? and his Saved by the Bell-neon-green-puke,cheese shirt. Godo job Alejandra on giving this bonehead some press, that smelly beefcake…