• Latinoid David Alvarez is one of Broadway’s new “Billy Elliots.” What a lovely last name! [NY Times]
• Ashlee Simpson is still not telling us what’s going on in her uterus. Rude! [People]
• Amy Winehouse got drunk and high and proceeded to head-but and punch strangers. Mom? [The Sun]
• Megan Fox has been named the sexiest woman in the world by people who’ve yet to meet us. [OK!]
• Cristian de la Fuente smoking a fat cigar. Because why not? [A Socialite’s Life]

The Billys of Broadway [NY Times]