David Horvitz Is Selling Himself On The Internet

David Horvitz is a New York-based artist who dabbles in selling off little tasks and items, and sometimes big, expensive trips to far-off locales, on the interwebs. Everything from this:

If you give me $5 i will write down a memory I haven’t thought about it a while and mail it to you. I will think really hard for this. I will only write down things I haven’t thought about in over a year. I might have to use objects to instigate these memories. I guess I should also tell you what strategy I used in finding that memory.

To this:

If you give me $1,335 I will go as far south as I can go in South America and take a photograph of the ocean for you. This will probably be in Tierra del Fuego. I will send you the photograph from there.

Precious! We like the internet only when it produces -money to feed our alcoholism- something like this. As such, we have a little proposition for you, David. If you send us an email, we will send you a pair of Hugo Chavez hotpants. Sound nice? Yes. Yes, it does.

THINGS FOR SALE THAT I WILL MAIL YOU [Dvid Horvitz]