Doctor Daniel Serrano Pumped Priscilla Presley’s Face Full Of Lube, Might Be Deported To Argentina

Grossest headline ever? ¡Si, che! Dr. Daniel Serrano is an Argentine plastic surgeon who was recently arrested for smuggling a non-FDA-approved drug into the U.S. The drug, which he referred to as a “miracle wrinkle cream” that was “better than Botox” is often used to lubricate car parts. Some of Dr. Serrano’s -high-profile- clients include Elvis’ widow, Priscilla Presley. Gee, no way. Now it looks like the good doctor may be sent back whence he came by immigration officials:

Serrano, who was a cosmetic surgeon in his home country of Argentina, was not licensed in the U.S.

Serrano is being held without bond at Mira Loma Detention Center. He was arrested late yesterday by ICE — Immigration and Customs Enforcement — specifically, the joint criminal alien removal task force.

Seriously, alien lube? The worst.

Dr. Jiffy Lube on ICE [TMZ]