It’s with great sadness we announce that Oprah cast-off Dr. Phil McGraw and his wife Robin are in the last days of their marriage. Reliable news source Globe magazine tells the world on its website that it has empirical evidence that will be revealed in its next issue:

[I]nsiders reveal he’s flying into jealous rages over his wife Robin. GLOBE’s sources bare the shocking details of Dr. Phil’s marriage crisis.

Of course these rumors have been around since November when it was reported the good doctor was totally tripping over his wife’s burgeoning television presenting career. Ironically, it was he who first encouraged her to overcome her shyness and guest-host on his show where she grew to become quite talented. (Or so the article says, we’ve never actually watched his show.)

‘Now she wants to break out on her own, but he doesn’t want anything to change,’ one source says. ‘He gets angry when he doesn’t know where Robin is and when she’s on business outings in LA. It drives him nuts if he can’t reach her.

Perhaps if she just had KFC delivered to his dressing room hourly, it would take his mind off her.

Dr Phil’s outrage at all this is not a new phenomenon. ‘His first wife complained he wanted her nowhere near the business side of things,’ a source reveals.

‘Her domain was the home and looking nice for him - which included lifting weights to bulk up her cleavage. ‘Robin is also committed to looking good for her husband. She takes endless supplements and fish oils and has weekly vitamin B12 shots - anything to make her look younger.’

Ew. Dr. Phil and boobs are not two concepts we like to ponder at the same time.

Dr. Phil Divorce Blow-up! [Globe]
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