We used to intern at a highly esteemed pornographic publication, so we’ve been subjected to some pretty terrible porn in our lifetime. But the “Elliot Spiltz-Her Story,” a parody of the Eliot Spitzer scandal featuring plastic boobies, lots of client 69ing and veteran porn actor Mike Horner (who looks pretty good for being 112!) actually seems kind of great. Also, the word “nuts” automatically makes us laugh. Like seeing a baby set on fire, y’know? It’s just one of those things.