We’re not really fans of PDA. Not in the park, not on a lark, not in the street, not buying meat, not at the beach, not with a leech and definitely not on a bus after getting lost in Prospect Heights. Eva Longoria, now, is the kind of person we’re not surprised is really into public displays of affection because she really seems to like having her picture taken, perhaps under the illusion that her life is interesting. And it is, kinda! But not as interesting in her husband’s reaction to her face suckage.

Poor Tony Parker. You know one hand is under the table feverishly texting made-up French models for help. And that, friends, is one of the greatest pitfalls of PDA: When the other person is clearly not as into it as you are, you look like a desperate fool who should take off your sunglasses and just eat your lunch.

Eva Longoria And Tony Parker’s Marriage Is Fantastic! [A Socialite’s Life]