Find Out All The Things Wrong With This Sentence: Victoria Beckham Will Dress Tom Cruise In The Hardy Boys Movie

Victoria Beckham, everyone’s favorite former Spice Girl after Scary and Baby and Ginger and maybe even Sporty, is said to be the “costume design consultant” for Tom Cruise’s upcoming film adaption of “The Hardy Boys” book series.

First off all, Victoria Beckham doesn’t really dress herself, now does she? A lot of her looks are straight off the runway or, likely, styled by a professional. Monkey.

Second, Tom Cruise? “The Hardy Boys?” Weren’t they… not 57-years-olds (or whatever) who believed in aliens who threw people into volcanoes? They were wholesome young lads who jumped on cases, not couches. This can only end in another beloved childhood touchstone going down in horrific CGI flames. Although… “Victoria Beckham Styles Tom Cruise in Upcoming Rainbow Brite Movie” sounds really, really right.

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