Free Viagra In Chile! Oh, Sorry. Fr33 V1@gra In Ch1L3!!!

Gonzalo Navarrete, a doctor and mayor of Lo Prado, Chile, has created a new program aimed at improving the quality of life for old men who want to bone stuff. He will pass out free Viagra to men 60-years-old and over. Just stand back a little. Just a teeny bit:

“This has to do with quality of life and it’s done responsibly. It’s not just like handing out candy at the corner,” Gonzalo Navarrete, a physician and mayor of the poor town of Lo Prado south of Santiago, told Las Ultimas Noticias daily.

He said any man 60 years and older who wants it can have up to four Viagra pills a month after undergoing a thorough medical exam to avoid potentially harmful side effects of the drug Sildenafil.

“We’ll give out four, 50 milligram pills, in other words, for four sexual relationships per month,” Navarrete said, adding that the program would have a starting cost of about 20,000 dollars.

The mayor said the idea for his unprecedented move came from hearing older men in his town complain about not getting enough sex.

God, shit. One of the only things we had to look forward to about getting old is not having to have sex with an old man when we’re an old woman. Thanks for ruining our plans for a quiet life of baking pies and writing smut, science.

Chilean mayor to offer free viagra to older men [BrietBart]