Fun Facts From Florida! Teens Believe Household Products Prevent HIV And Pregnancy

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Florida teens who believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy have prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

You think? The only possible way Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy is if you have sex with the actual bottle of Mountain Dew. Which is not so bad, as they tend not to cry after sex. Unlike some people. But, yes, do let’s try to educate this nation’s teens. Giving them false or limited information will only lead to them procreating.

Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV [Local 6 News]