We were so caught up in picturing what the inside of Aliza Shvarts’ fridge might look like, what with all the protein she’s stored up, and if she had to make a conscious effort not to buy mayonnaise for fluffernutter for a good nine months, that we never quite caught the title of her controversial senior project. And we don’t care enough to try and look it up, so. We’re having a contest! Onch, the jeweler who brought you the strikingly lovely “Aliza Shvarts” pendant, sent us two pieces that we’ll be giving away to the commenters that come up with the most creative titles for Aliza’s work.

You can send your titles to daniel(@)guanabee.com and we’ll pick out the best two. Have at it, Guanababies.

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