Hawaiian Company Wants You To Wax, Share Your Genitals
14 April 2008, 9:00 AM. By Carlos Posas
Have you ever wanted to send a facsimile of your own cock to somebody? You know, as a “gift”? Or perhaps make a nice paperweight molded after your own chocha? Well, a delightful company based in Hawaii will sell a kit for you to either “Clone Your Bone” or “Match Your Snatch” in wax. The kits come with everything you need to bring out the Madam Tussaud in you. Their web site helpfully explains:
The makers of Clone Your Bone™ [...] have come up with a kit that allows you to make an exact copy of your lovely labia. The Match Your Snatch™ kit comes with everything you need to capture every detail of your one-of-a-kind kitty in wax. An optional magnet will let you create the most interesting note-holder that has ever graced your refrigerator.
FOR ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. . .
Our specially designed casting cup can handle everything from Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver to Carrie’s Cute Clam to Polly’s Petite Petunia, and all sizes in between!
We just found a way to supplement our bountiful blogger salary. We are totally buying this shit and immortalizing our cockginas on Etsy, y’all!
Match Your Snatch [Clone Your Bone]
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Oh please. Those plaster clone-a-willy kits have been around for years! This is not new. You can make a dildo, soap, candy, and chocolate in the shape of your favorite cock. They’re like sixty bucks. Yes I am embarassed that I am so familiar with this product. But it’s fun!!!
i shudder at the process one must put their hoo-ha through to produce one of these. :X
I know a guy who got a gold replica of his partner’s balls when he past away.
You mean I wasn’t the first one to dribble scorching wax on my dinglehopper and give it to my girlfriend? Fuck. I could have made millions thousands.
Wynona’s big brown beaver?! That’s appalling. Why is Wynona exempt from getting alliterative love?