Last night on Stephen Colbert, there was a slight, raspberry-colored rash. There were also two surprise guests that look kind of familiar. One, a woman wearing some sort of helmet, in the clip above, and the other, some hopeful man asking for change, in the clip below.

And you know what, Barry O? You’re right. Grizzly bears are the number one threat to America. There are some Fridays we can’t get urinate in public at 4 a.m. without a hairy tubby man in a leather vest asking us if we could please stop in a vaguely threatening manner.