In An Absolut-ly Perfect World, Mexico Would Kindly Take Florida Too

Mexicans! A fiery people seething with passion and rage, are they not? And they sure do love to drink! Also, the have a lust for conquest passed down from the Spanish ancestors and the Aztecs, who would kill other guys or something and offer their bladders while shrieking to their cat gods or whatever. That slice of history was covered in what. Like a day? And we were out sick. At any rate, the good Swedes behind Absolut Vodka realize all this and created an ad to adequately satiate those bloodthirsty drunks just beyond the border.

Mexico reconquers California? Absolut drinks to that! [LA Times]