Jessica Alba Has Baby Shower, Invites Enthusiasts Of Golden Showers

Jessica Alba and her hopefully brown womb troll had a -celebrity studded- baby shower this weekend, and Kim Kardashian, she of the urine-soaked sex tape, was in attendance. Because why not?:

Some of Mama Jessica’s friends and family descended upon Ever After Teahouse in Studio City Sunday for a baby shower.

About 35 people made it through a gauntlet of paparazzi to get to the party, including Rashida Jones, Jaime King and Kim Kardashian, who told E! News her gift included “stuff from my store, Smooch.”

Guests began trickling in at 1 p.m., and Alba made her entrance at exactly 1:30, wearing a long black dress and black glasses, with her hair down. She was hustled in via a side entrance.

WHAT ABOUT HER SHOES?!

The shower took place outside, under white umbrellas. Lavender and white dominated the decor, and the soundtrack was definitely on the mellow side, featuring Buena Vista Social Club, Sade and light jazz.

Jessica Alba loves brown people and their mellow beats; they’re perfect for baby showers, casual dinner parties and doctors’ waiting rooms alike.

Baby daddy Cash Warren arrived about an hour and a half after the party started, entering via back alley, and just in time to help haul off all the loot.

And to think, if he’d done that the first time, there wouldn’t have even been a baby shower.

Jessica Alba’s Baby Bash [E! Online]