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Jessica Alba Is Having A Girl Womb Troll, Has Stupid Name All Picked Out

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Jessica Alba is due to have a girl that she plans to name “Honor.” At least, according to one blabbermouth friend:

Jessica’s friends are snapping up gifts for the Fantastic Four star’s baby shower, which will be thrown by her manager Chris Henze’s wife at a private home in Los Angeles on April 6.
One of the guests had a gold and bead charm bracelet made specifically for Jessica’s baby shower at an L.A. jewelry store on March 25. The charms spelled out HONOR. “This woman was so exited that Jessica is having a girl,” says the source.
“She said she loved the name too, Honor, and said Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash’s baby. She said she couldn’t wait to give it to Jessica this weekend. She asked twice if the bracelet would be ready by then.”

That woman was probably some crackhead that wandered into the store, claiming to be buying baby gifts for Jessica Alba. Please. Don’t even act like you’ve never told a 7-11 cashier you were going to marry Hugo Chavez at 3 a.m. while on a drunken Pop’Ems run.

Honor Warren. We can do better, no? Leave your own suggestions for Jessica’s baby name in the comments. We’ll go first: Hope Fullybrowne Warren.

Star Exclusive: Jessica Alba’s Baby Name Revealed [Star Magazine]

Comments

Well, they already have Cash, so how about Check…

I thought Jessica was learning Spanish! I was waiting for her to say, “I chose Mantequilla because I wanted her to have an ethnic but pretty name!” Then rumors would spread and Latina Magazine would swoop in and spin it all in her favor.

LaTina Warren

Eva Warren

Sofia Warren

Luna Warren

????

Actually, I don’t like any of the above, but seriously… Honor Warren??!!

LaTina! Brilliant.

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