Jessica Alba Shops Little Girl To Death

Actressish individual Jessica Alba took a terminally ill little girl shopping in Beverly Hills for the Kids Wish Charity Network. Which sounds like the Make a Wish Foundation, except a failure:

A shop insider said: “Jessica got a chance to practise her parenting skills, and the young girl looked as though she was having a brilliant time. After Jessica helped her choose a tracksuit and raincoat, they went to our VIP room for a private chat.

“On the way out, the little girl gave both Jessica and one of our store managers a little coin that said, ‘You’re an official guardian angel.’ “

Tracksuit? Raincoat? Pretty optimistic there, partner.
Jessica Alba’s charity shop [Monsters and Critics]