The good people at Jimmy Choo would like you to know that women are empowered. They no longer feel compelled to buy into the idea that there’s a “Prince Charming” that’s waiting in the wings to sweep her off her feet. …But only if said feet are encased in bunion-inducing, ankle, knee and back-destroying stilettos costing upwards of a hundred dollars. That’s right! We’re not slaves to men! Just the fashion industry. Oh we’ve come such a long way, ladies. As these weeping blisters surely attest.