John McCain Called His Wife A C-U-Next-Tuesday

Silly little wombat John McCain apparently once got so upset at his wife, Cindy (no relation to Casares) that he called her a “cunt.” Oh dear:

In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re getting a little thin up there.” McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.” McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.

Many? He would turn to talcum powder by week five. Now, we do not usually advocate violence unless you are a restaurant owner yelling at us on Halloween and we are quite inebriated and adrenaline-filled and we deem it fit to push you, hard, because we don’t think it’s fair to take a swing at someone who is much smaller than you, you stupid, horrible little man, but… What? Oh, yes. Cindy, if you had wanted to slap your husband for this, maybe give him a little “Straight Talk Express” via the heel of your shoe, we wouldn’t have faulted you.

Book: McCain temper boiled over in ‘92 tirade, called wife a ‘cunt’ [The Raw Story]