Kelly Rutherford, who plays some old person on “Gossip Girl,” revealed the identity of the series’ gay character. It’s the butler! In the conservatory! With the… zzz. We don’t care. We just can’t get into any show that doesn’t involve women in leather corsets or animated women in leather corsets.

Click here to find who it is. And forgive Kelly. She has, like, Alzheimer’s or Echinacea or whatever it is that people over thirty-five get.

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