Latinos Can Be Beautiful People, Too

A good chunk of Latinos made it onto People magazine’s nauseating “100 Most Beautiful” list. Among the lovelies are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, because couples are essentially one person. Also included are actress Zoe Saldaña, Salma Hayek and Vanessa Hudgens, who isn’t Latina, but plays one on TV. Congratulations on being born, guys!

More interesting to us is how Tony appears to want to escape from Eva’s arms in each and every photo of the two together. Although, he does sound kind of adorable. Even if he has horrible taste in footwear:

They’re one of PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful couples, but the Desperate Housewife – known for her knockout red-carpet appearances – looks the best when she’s low-key, according to her husband. Putting a cute spin on it, the NBA star, 26, says, “I like her best in jeans, a T-shirt and Hugs.” Says Longoria Parker, 33, “He means Uggs.”

Then Tony texted a random French supermodel with “my wif think i m stoopid but i m not. uggz n kisses, tony.” Beautifully, of course.

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were equally as annoyingly adorable in their interview:

“[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you,” Alba, 26, says, admitting that she has a bit of a “glow.” “Everything in my face is puffed up. I have the face of a teenager! I feel like I’m 16 again.” Even Warren, 31, says he’s gotten in on the action, admitting, “I don’t know if it’s as much of a pregnancy glow as kind of a barbecue-grease glow. I’ve gained probably about 10 pounds.”

We’re going to place a drumstick under a propped-up box and wait under the cover of night to capture Cash.

World’s Most Beautiful People [People]