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Seven Year-Old Latarian Milton Stole His Grandmother's Car Cuz It's Fun To Do Bad Things
We want to roll with this little pimp Latarian Milton in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida (hollah!) cuz he tells it like it is. When asked by a TV reporter why he stole his grandmother’s SUV and rammed it into several cars all over town, he said, “Because it’s fun to do bad things.” To further elaborate:
I took my grandma car because I got mad at my mom. And then I had my friend come in. And he smokes with cigarettes.
That friend is also seven. God. Bless. Florida.
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No video games for a whole weekend? Aw shucks!
Man… if I destroyed my grandma’s car after stealing it, I don’t think I’d have the nerve to go home, cuz there would be numerous beatings awaiting me, and I’m fairly sure I would never feel the warm glow of my family’s love again.
“I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends.”
I think this kid is a sociopath.
Posted by Marco | April 30, 2008
They ain’t been beatin’ that ass…and for those who don’t appreciate that, I’ll have to say I told ya so when he climbs in your window and steals your shit…
Posted by Gwenny | May 01, 2008
I think a week without ho hos would teach “little” Latarian a valuable lesson in self control.
Posted by Patrick | May 01, 2008
this is what he needs:
http://prodigalsun.typepad.com/the_prodigal_sun/2005/09/only_a_black_ma.html
Posted by pocachica | May 01, 2008