LolCat Bible Makes Us Hate The Internet More Than Ever
Can we make some sort of a fucking pact that every meme or popular website or “Internet Celebrity” gets like, maybe two spin-offs or parodies, tops, before it is laid to rest? Fucking please? Jesus Christ, now there’s a LolCat Bible. We cannot wait to die:
Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have 61% of the Bible translated!
Anger over your transparent plans at getting a book deal with minimal effort, creativity or talent on your part - WE HAZ IT!
As you know, the ultimate end goal here at lolcatbible is to see the entire work published. It would be a true testament to the power of the internet if this could happen (and who wouldn’t want to see the Lolcat Translation Version next to their King James’ Version). So if anyone out there is a publisher please email the admin and let’s have a chat. You as a user may want to contact a few publishers and pester them a bit. I think it can be done. Also, if we can get a publisher to commit I can get some big names to help spread the word.
Guys, seriously. We already find ourselves talking (more) like a developmentally disabled toddler (than before) with all the, “Sleepy gurlfriend is sleepy!” and “My iPod, you cannot has it!” and “I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK!” Maybe not that last one. But, yeah. It’s enough. Come on.
The internet is just a phase, right? It’ll go the way of VHS and DivX Players?
Oh Hai! [LolCat Bible]
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
Internet anger is always very funny. To address some of your points:
1.) I set up the site. I run the server. I set up the server. I maintain the server. I maintain the wiki from spammers. I interact and give out emails.
2.) As far as a “Book deal” I’ve been asked by MANY USERS who CONTRIBUTE to the site to get it published. It seems like a cool goal to me, and thus one I’m pursuing. Also I’ve maintained the project as ENTIRELY OPEN SOURCE so anyone may DOWNLOAD IT, PRINT IT, or if they wish, publish it themselves.
3.) I’ve contribued to the wiki itself. I’ve translated parts of Job/Song of Solomon/Acts and other chapters throughout.
Transparent plans on getting a book deal? I was against it at first, actually. I didn’t want to. But I’ve gotten quite a lot of emails asking for this. Imagine, an internet community actually producing something that is being published, funny that.
I notice you have a blog that exists to blast the internet memes you don’t understand. That’s… original. I guess. Unless you’ve read Livejournal.
Posted by Martin Grondin | April 10, 2008
wow! i hate that lol language… i dont understand it! i am one of those people who spells out everything [even if it’s spelled incorrectly] in text messages. Shit if i am being charged 15 cents a text i better get my moneys worth!
Posted by la roncha | April 10, 2008
Don’t you mess with the LOLbible Alex!!!! Or do you want to incur the wrath of CEILING CAT????
And aren’t you, your blog, on the INTERNET too? Come on…Dont’ bite the hand that feeds you!
Posted by JC | April 10, 2008
@ Martin: Gud fer u.
@ JC: I LOLve you, JC. I only blog because my Rumspringa in Cancun went terribly right.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | April 11, 2008
@ Martin: is the Qu’ran next? can’t wait!!!
Posted by marimari | April 11, 2008
@ marimari: If someone wants to start it, sure. The wiki is open for that.
Posted by Martin Grondin | April 11, 2008
I CAN HAZ LOL AZTKALNDR PLZ!!!1!
Posted by el smrtmnky | April 11, 2008
Pathetic. The LOLCat bible RULEZZZ!!!! (with a TH) I’m certainly buying it if it’s published.
AND STOP HATIN ON THE INTERNETS!
Posted by Chris | September 01, 2008