Michelle Rodriguez Tells Latina Their Readers Don’t Know Dick About Her Sexual Orientation

We know you’ve lain awake in bed many a night, pondering whether actress Michelle Rodriguez has a preference for poon. Well, finally, says Latina, Michelle is ready to “Open Up About Her Sexuality.” Like a tightly wound rosebud unfurling its silken petals beneath a gentle spray of morning dew?:

“What the majority of [people] want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that that’s sick,” she says over the phone from New Zealand, where she’s shooting the new James Cameron film Avatar. “What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”

That is just about the complete opposite of opening up.

“I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of s**t in a lot of women,” she says, before a long pause. “Sorry, I just had to knock out that burp.”

She then chopped down a tree with the side of her hand and demolished a plate full of clams with both hands tied behind her back.

As almost anyone who knows her can attest, Michelle isn’t one to bite her tongue once she’s on a roll. “Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?’” she says, when we ask why she thinks there is enduring interest in her love life, ” Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area.” She goes on to say, “it’s a very perverse way of thinking, but it’s the way that the majority of adults in the United States and around the world think. Or the porn industry wouldn’t be the highest grossing industry in the world.”

We were now just forced to think about what Michelle Rodriguez might do with her private area. We’re thinking it involves dreadlocks and Crisco. Anyway, you know. There is really no way we could care less about the ins and outs of Michelle’s sex life. Maybe she’s a lesbian. Maybe she’s just a gross, flatulent, kind of rude self-absorbed actress who likes to fan the flames of the only publicity she’s ever received besides an arrest for driving drunk. Who knows?

Exclusive: Michelle Rodriguez Opens Up About Her Sexuality [Latina]