Mothers In Madrid Put Together Sexy Calendar That No One Wants

A group of mothers in Madrid decided to put together a titillating calendar in an effort to drum up funds for their children’s school, much to the delight of absolutely no one:

One of the photos shows the mothers with Christmas tinsel as their only garb — no private parts on view. Other goofy poses include a shotgun-toting mom wearing only a fox pelt kneeling on a table, and another with a mother covering her body with a red umbrella on a picnic table.

The photos came out as calendars in November and at first proved to be a big hit. But the plan backfired.

The women acknowledge being rank amateurs in publishing and advertising, and because of a miscue with a distributor they missed out on the Christmas shopping rush. Now, sales of the euro5 (US$8) calendar have dried up and they owe a printer nearly euro10,000 (US$16,000).

“The sad part for us is figuring out what to do with them because it is not something you can recycle,” said Rosa Garin, 36, one of the models in Serradilla del Arroyo, a village of 400 people in northern Salamanca province.

Moooooom, noooooo! Maybe the calendar would have done a little better if the mothers didn’t appear to be in the midst of shooting a snuff film at Guantanamo Bay. Good Lord.

Spanish Moms Strapped for Cash After Charity Nude Calendar’s Poor Sales [FOX News]