Music Break: We Are Doing No Such Thing, Riskay
22 April 2008, 1:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Our mother somehow neglected to dole out this little nugget of advice. Fellow Floridian Riskay suggests you smell your man’s… situation should he crawl home at 4 in the morning. Oh, sweetheart. No. Our nighttime beauty mask includes avocado, oatmeal and apricots. Did you see “smegma” listed there? Most certainly not.
Ladies. Please. If you suspect your significant other is cheating on you, please do not resort to sniffing his salchicha. Don’t blame yourself. And don’t blame the other woman. Just leave him. …Maybe first make a music video by throwing some 99 cent store chiffon around your living room to try and make it look like a club. But then, seriously. Just leave him.
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Wow, this is so disgusting, even more so than the Peruvian tetitas girl…
Obviously, she’s never heard of soap. Or water.
It’s “smegma” people. Learn how to spell.
I just have to have that song as my ringtone…
Did the girls from Flavor of Love write that song?
OK…proof positive the world is going to hell in a handbasket, like granma used to say…
anyway how much you wanna bet that this piece of something was made in Florida or Atlanta, damn…