Naomi Campbell, internationally renowned supermodel and Hugo Chavez’s eff buddy, was arrested at London’s Heathrow airport for reportedly spitting on a police officer. She’s since been released on bail, unleashed upon an unsuspecting and unfashionable world, but might face up to six months in jail for assaulting an officer:

The supermodel has now been released on bail after apparently having a furious row with BA cabin crew over a missing bag at Heathrow’s Terminal.

Police were called, and witnesses claim she was ‘virtually dragged’ out of the First Class cabin and off the plane in handcuffs.

During the ruckus she spat at an officer, one onlooker claimed.

And then shit hit the fan, not unlike a Blackberry hitting a face:

After a “sustained” period of alleged abuse she got off the plane before boarding it again and continuing to shout and swear - prompting BA staff to call the police.

Up to four officers boarded the transatlantic airliner and arrested Miss Campbell.

They put her into handcuffs and after a struggle managed to get her off the aircraft, sources said.

The entire incident lasted for around 40 minutes.

There is actually no way Naomi will spend six months locked up. She’ll take another anger management class and land a cover to tell “her story, in her own words.”

Naomi was apparently surprised at the officer’s reaction, seeing how Hugo always really likes it when she spits on him while calling him her “little turtle-faced pretty boy.” But, seriously, what kind of depraved trash heap of a human being do you have to be to spit on another person like that? Without being paid upfront.

Bailed Naomi Campbell could face six months in prison for ‘assaulting police officer’ on flight [Daily Mail]