Naomi Campbell Banned From Flying British Airways

Model and deadly assassin Naomi Campbell has been banned from flying British Airways, thanks to her propensity to throw tantrums, inconvenience fellow flyers and spit poison on law enforcement officers:

The supermodel has asked the airline for a second chance. Her spokeswoman said: “Naomi has been flying with BA for nearly 30 years and has been a good customer. She hopes this can be resolved amicably.”

But it is adamant that it will not carry Naomi, 37, after she lost her temper in a row over a bag. A source said: “Banning her will send out a worldwide signal that such behaviour is totally unacceptable.”

Finally. Being trapped in a giant sardine can in the sky with Naomi Campbell is a circle of Hell we are not inclined to visit. Naomi could probably chew through the plane were she adequately enraged over her little bag of peanuts not being made from the blood of honey-roasted virgins or her in-flight cocktail being a little too wet.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell gets British Airways ban [Mirror]