Natalie Portman Gets Pissed On By Dog

Natalie Portman and her Venezuelan boyfriend, Devendra Banhart, were walking around Manhattan when she got pissed on by a dog. Which she couldn’t immediately kill and eat because she’s a vegan:

Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.

While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.

“Brazen piddling.” Let’s make it a goal to work this phrase into our conversation at least once today, please.

NATALIE PORT-A-POTTY [NY Post]