In this video promo for the Oprah show, Oprah Winfrey very sternly asks the world’s “first” “pregnant” “man” Thomas Beatie if our country, indeed, this world is ready for this. “This” being his big, fat, baby-filled belly, that is. But we’re still wondering if Thomas Beatie really is pregnant being that the Chinese press said yesterday he is holding a press conference today, ie April Fool’s Day. No other word yet on that alleged press conference. So until then, Oprah is our only hope. We just have two words for her: James Frey. Oh and two more words: Dr. Phil. And two more words: Ashton Kutcher. Okay, we can’t stop speaking in two words, so we’ll just shut up so you can watch the video.

Earlier: Real Proof That Thomas Beatie Was A Girl (Who Looked Like A Guy)