Perez Hilton Makes Out With John Mayer
Oh Christ. Some other Latino blogger of which you may have heard, Perez Hilton, claims he made out with singer and professional grimacer John Mayer at Stereo in New York City. Perez, who was quick to point out:
FYI: Mayer’s rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it’s true.
has sold his story to both In Touch and Life & Style magazines, because that’s what you do when you touch tongues with someone.
The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer [Perez Hilton]
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I’d sell that story to everyone as well. Yesterday I found a chia pet on the side of the street and sold it on eBay for 85 cents.
Posted by Guerrero | April 03, 2008
Note to John: If you are experiencing black outs when drinking this is an indicator of alcoholism——get help. Anyone would have to be quite impaired to tickle tongues with Perez.
Posted by Patrick | April 03, 2008
I dunno, I think it’s important to have a gradation scale of the barfworthy. Eva Longoria can’t really be any higher on the scale than throwing up a little in your mouth. On the other hand, Perez Hilton kissing ANYBODY summons up a River-of-Styx-sized flow of vomit that could drown anything in its thick, festering path.
Talk about mixed emotions: John Mayer kissed a guy—mmm, spicy…John Mayer kissed that thing—huuuuuuuuurllll.
Posted by escobar | April 03, 2008
that image is doing wonders for my bulimia.
Posted by pocachica | April 03, 2008
acabo de oaxaquiar
Posted by nacolindo | April 03, 2008
I beg to differ. I would never fess up to doing it with John Mayer. That’s disgusting.
Posted by Jason | April 03, 2008
Judging by the grade of “celebrity” here, I call Pop Fiction.
Posted by La Cindy | April 03, 2008
Is it just me, or is that like the best picture of Perez ever? He looks halfway attractive….
Posted by Marco | April 03, 2008
It’s just you, Marco.
Posted by La Cindy | April 04, 2008
I had a feeling John Mayer was gay..
Posted by Sarah | April 05, 2008
That John Mayer made out with a dude comes as no great surprise. That he made out with a dude shaped like The Grimace is surprising. That he made out with Perez Hilton, gossip blogger moronextraordinare is a filthy, filthy lie. I’m calling pop fiction as well.
Posted by mariamariamaria | April 05, 2008