Perez Hilton Makes Out With John Mayer
3 April 2008, 9:45 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Oh Christ. Some other Latino blogger of which you may have heard, Perez Hilton, claims he made out with singer and professional grimacer John Mayer at Stereo in New York City. Perez, who was quick to point out:
FYI: Mayer’s rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it’s true.
has sold his story to both In Touch and Life & Style magazines, because that’s what you do when you touch tongues with someone.
The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer [Perez Hilton]
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I’d sell that story to everyone as well. Yesterday I found a chia pet on the side of the street and sold it on eBay for 85 cents.
Note to John: If you are experiencing black outs when drinking this is an indicator of alcoholism—-get help. Anyone would have to be quite impaired to tickle tongues with Perez.
I dunno, I think it’s important to have a gradation scale of the barfworthy. Eva Longoria can’t really be any higher on the scale than throwing up a little in your mouth. On the other hand, Perez Hilton kissing ANYBODY summons up a River-of-Styx-sized flow of vomit that could drown anything in its thick, festering path.
Talk about mixed emotions: John Mayer kissed a guy–mmm, spicy…John Mayer kissed that thing–huuuuuuuuurllll.
that image is doing wonders for my bulimia.
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I beg to differ. I would never fess up to doing it with John Mayer. That’s disgusting.
Judging by the grade of “celebrity” here, I call Pop Fiction.
Is it just me, or is that like the best picture of Perez ever? He looks halfway attractive….
It’s just you, Marco.
I had a feeling John Mayer was gay..
That John Mayer made out with a dude comes as no great surprise. That he made out with a dude shaped like The Grimace is surprising. That he made out with Perez Hilton, gossip blogger moronextraordinare is a filthy, filthy lie. I’m calling pop fiction as well.