Seven Year-Old Latarian Milton Stole His Grandmother’s Car Cuz It’s Fun To Do Bad Things
30 April 2008, 5:30 PM. By Guanabee Staff
We want to roll with this little pimp Latarian Milton in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida (hollah!) cuz he tells it like it is. When asked by a TV reporter why he stole his grandmother’s SUV and rammed it into several cars all over town, he said, “Because it’s fun to do bad things.” To further elaborate:
I took my grandma car because I got mad at my mom. And then I had my friend come in. And he smokes with cigarettes.
That friend is also seven. God. Bless. Florida.
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No video games for a whole weekend? Aw shucks!
Man… if I destroyed my grandma’s car after stealing it, I don’t think I’d have the nerve to go home, cuz there would be numerous beatings awaiting me, and I’m fairly sure I would never feel the warm glow of my family’s love again.
“I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends.”
I think this kid is a sociopath.
They ain’t been beatin’ that ass…and for those who don’t appreciate that, I’ll have to say I told ya so when he climbs in your window and steals your shit…
I think a week without ho hos would teach “little” Latarian a valuable lesson in self control.
this is what he needs:
http://prodigalsun.typepad.com/the_prodigal_sun/2005/09/only_a_black_ma.html
Why won’t he ride a bike to where he wants to go? When I was his age, I liked bike riding almost as much as I do now at age 42, and have recently biked to Oakland, 70 km (40 mi) away, and to Hollister (100 km/61 mi) away.