Oh golly. We want to support Diego Luna, really we do, and the thought of his playing a Michael Jackson in the upcoming Mr. Lonely seems nothing sort of delightful, but, Christ. Does this movie trailer ever make us want to find a random hipster and punch him through his Ray-Bans. Or find director Harmony Korine and slap him with Chloe Sevigny. (No! We don’t care where you put your stupid umlaut!) Because we know this movie is going to be a load of twee, overly precious tripe and, yet. We’re probably going to go see it anyway.

Show Me the Meaning of ‘Mister Lonely’ [Ephermist]