Stupid-Ass Baggy Skinny Jeans From Soulful Commandoe Will Give You That Coveted “I’m Incontinent” Look
29 April 2008, 5:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
When we put on a pair of pants — which is, admittedly, a rare occurrence as we blog for a living — we like to look and feel as if we’ve taken a massive shit in said pants. It’s just fashion, guys. Don’t try to understand it. Luckily, finally, a clothing company has answered our silent (or vocal, when drunk) plea for pants that look as if they’ve been shit in by someone who has hit an all-you-can-eat bean enchilada buffet with a vengeance and blatant disregard for others. Introducing The Shit Jeans.
Laugh now, friends. Or cry tears of confusion as your aesthetic sensibilities are forcibly taken out back behind the shed and shot at close range. But do so with the knowledge that, come next Fall, you will run into someone wearing these. It could be at a bar. At the grocery store. At a bar called “Grocery Store.” Or at a wedding. But, fuck it if we can’t immediately picture some crack-addled hipster wearing these with a tiny bowler hat and oversized glasses.
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this has to be a joke! who in their right mind would wear those pants!!
just what i need. to look like i have two asses.
OMG. The way you wrote this post had me laughing so hard.
these pants make me think of neo-nazis
Soon, jealous JLo with feature the “Lady Shit” in her crappy line of jeans.
These pants are immensely popular in Argentina, only in sweatpant form. Which I think might be worse….
I blame Europe.
i think the only thing thats getting shit on is you for the fact that the guy who designed these jeans probably makes 10X your salary… keep your day job..but the world needs haters in order for there to be winners..kanye said it best you a hater gonna marry a hater and have hater kids haha
@ Willie: Really? Jeans? You’re defending… jeans? Better hater kids than the remedial variety, I guess.
ther=se jeans r deadly lookin (i wana pair) LOL