Thomas Beatie sure is getting famousish! He even found time to grow a dong since his Oprah appearance, put on his most affected gayvoice and stop by the set of “Saturday Night Live” to invite castmembers Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers to his baby shower. Flamboyant posturing is almost as funny as blackface! Also, men are sex-driven Neanderthals who love strippers covered in raw steak, are they not? What is their deal? They’re almost as bad as women, with their menses and their chocolate cravings and their propensity to clip Ziggy comics onto the refrigerator door.

Weekend Update: Pregnant Man [SNL]