



Mary Kate Olsen showed up at the “New Yorkers for Children Gala” wearing a Marc Jacobs puffy headband from his Fall 2008 collection foreboding a strange, new, raccoonish trend. The upside is that a piece like that could save countless starlets’ lives as they drunkenly wrap their cars around telephone poles.
New Trend Alert [July Stars]

Breaking News: Mary Kate was shot by hunters hunting raccoons on the Lower East Side—she will be buried in a unflattering, poorly fitted ensemble.
Posted by Patrick | April 20, 2008