Tricia Walsh-Smith, the impoverished playwright who posted a video on YouTube in an attempt to alert you, the humble plebeian internet troll, to her plight as she faces divorce and possible eviction. This time around, Tricia, in a glorious caftan woven from the rainbow-colored eyelashes of baby unicorns, defends herself and reminds us that her father died when she was but a mere slip of a girl, leaving her a ravaged shell of a person forced to marry rich, old men and ask them for “some more, please” while a single tear trails down one soot-covered cheek. Courage, Tricia! And of course you don’t have to be Freud to understand your Electra complex. You need only be Jung at heart.

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