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Last night on your favorite show “Viva Hollywood,” Vinci the heterosexual narrowly escaped being thrown out of the Casa de los Locos when the contestants were asked to face their greatest fear: proving they have talent beyond their looks. With the Mexican version of “Ugly Betty” Anjelica Vale as a guest judge, the kids had to compete in a beauty pageant wearing ugly makeup—the loser of which would face sudden death and expulsion from the house with no duel. In the above video, Kalain is declared the loser while his unsentimental roommate Vinci asks him to turn out the light on his way out, but this is no surprise coming from our favorite villain. During their initial catwalk training, Vinci was told by the pageant coach that he didn’t have the walk down correctly. And we finally got to hear him speak the legendary words:

Who in the hayell. He think. He Is.

Vinci also told us millions of people in the world want to see his private parts. [Ed: True.] Which is probably why, when it came time for the contestants to pick their talents, Vinci decided his would be doing stomach crunches. Way to stick to your strengths, Vinci. Then Kalain decided to do stomach crunches, too. Aww. This created huge drama during which Kalain cried and Vinci drank wine. Kalain wanted to leave, but the girls begged him to stay. So mushmouth decided to perform capoeira instead. In the end, of course, Kalain was declared the loser of the pageant. Adios, mushmouth, but surprise! Janet, the daughter of a Mexican soap star was also put into a duel, which meant two people were going home and we are that much closer to the end of this nightmare. When it came time for the cast to vote for another cast member to face her, guess who was unanimously chosen? Vinci, of course, but fortunately for him, he’s as hot as he is evil and the judges thought better of letting him go this soon:

Maria Conchita Alonso: I mean, it’s not that she was like THAT BAD in the beauty pageant.

Carlos Ponce: No, she wasn’t that bad!

Anjelica Vale: No she wasn’t that bad.

Maria Conchita Alonos: But he’s hot.

Carlos Ponce: He’s hot.

Anjelica Vale: He’s hot.

Adios, Janet.

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