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- 16-year-old Angelina Jolie was more fun than 4-babies-year-old Angelina Jolie. [In Touch]
- BMW and Mercedes are totes embarrassed by Formula One President Max Mosley’s Nazi sex tape. Bunch of fascists. [BBC]
- There’s some speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have eating disorders. Which is just silly. By the way, does this IV drip make our ass look big? [A Socialite’s Life]
- Intentionally cruel actor Ryan Phillipe has the hottest sex tape of them all. [Celebitchy]
- Jerry Seinfeld had a car accident in the Hamptons. What is the deal with car accidents, people? [NY Post]