Watchando: Relationshit Edition

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might get their own “Newlyweds”-type reality series on MTV. We can’t wait to see what Heidi is going to wear on “Divorce Court.” [Page Six]
Speaking of boring newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z recently got into a fight when Jay asked a DJ to turn off “Crazy in Love.” Also? Their wedding rings are tattoo’d on. This can only end spectacularly well. [MTV]
…Like Amy Winehouse’s fairytale marriage. She reportedly missed her jailed husband’s birthday. We’re sure his prison buddies frosted a cake for him, though. [The Sun]
Original “Newlywed,” Jessica Simpson, has big boobs. Paris Hilton thinks said boobs are gross. Can Paris even see through all the wonk in her eye? [A Socialite’s Life]
Meanwhile, Nick Lachey is playing beer pong in a parking lot or something. [Celebslam]