Watchando: Arted All Over The Place

Someone in New York is making subway posters into works of art and not just a place to rest your eyes while a man defecates on the platform beside you. [Gawker]
Christina Aguilera defends her hideous fashion choices and calls herself a “visual artist.” More like FARTIST, right people? [Times of London]
Paula Abdul is like a poet. Mostly incoherent and probably on painkillers. [A Socialite’s Life]
Leona Lewis will perform at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday, which is probably why she was unavailable for Daniel Mauser’s this coming Monday. [HipHop-Elements]
Canadian-born Pamela Anderson is now an American citizen. Seriously, we were fine with one set of Rocky Mountains. [Pamela Anderson]